We are Daniel Floyd and Tom Wolf. Two best friends with a distinguished lack of morals. We have led our lives as a string of unethical choices and at times questioned our own humanity.
For the sake of both our friends and for you, we have documented our adventures in journals, diaries, on scraps of paper and finally, on this website.
Our real names will remain undisclosed. Unless a full name is used, all other names are pseudonyms.
Every story is true. Specific locations and dates have been changed to protect us from criminal prosecution or civil liability.
We hope you laugh reading this as much as we did living it.
Floyd & Wolf 